Papillon Vs. Sombra
This was during a Skype conversation where I (King Sombra) and the mod of Papillon’s Hive (Queen Papillon) began an in-character argument that entertained… pretty much everyone.
So we wanted to share it with you!Messages of importance have names BOLDED, actions are in ITALICS and most irrelevant messages have been removed.It is a long read but I hope you enjoy this snippet of Drawn on Skype Madness!
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Queen Papillon: Take it from a Queen, Sombra.  Lighten up.
King Sombra: I will refrain from saying anything that might be deemed offensive as I have no desire at the present time to start a new war.

Giant Hat: But war is fun!

Queen Papillon: Afraid you’ll lose, smokebutt?
King Sombra: Is that a challenge, bugbrain?
Rychen: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhh!
Rychen: Oh no he didn’t.
Queen Fabulicious: We’re getting serious now.
Queen Papillon: Seeing as my army outnumbers you significantly, if need be yes.
Sarteck: Aha!
Rychen: Whoa, hey. I didn’t sign up for no fight.
King Sombra: My slaves will do the work for me and even then my power is far beyond yours. Your minions would cower at my hooves and you would kneel before me and beg for mercy that I do not destroy you and your hive.
Daniel S: Dems fightin’ words yall.

Queen Papillon: You’re no more than a unicorn with flatulence.
King Sombra: …..
Sarteck: Are we placing bets?
Sarteck: Where’s my bookie?
Queen Papillon: A half starved failure overpowered the Sun Princess, what makes you think you could stand against a fully fledged and fed Queen and her hive?
King Sombra: The Sun Princess is a pathetic pansy that could not overpower me without the help of her…. darling little sister, and even then they had not the power to stop me, only seal me away with the promise of my return!
You know not of the extent of my powers!
Step Lock: [Taking bets!]
Sarteck: Sam, I’ll bet fiddy on Steven Magnet.
Queen Papillon: Come at me then, Captain Ass-Blast.
Buzz Buzz (Unhinged): >.>
Sarteck: He’ll out Fabulous the both of them.

Buzz Buzz (Unhinged): …captain ass-blast?
Queen Fabulicious: As would I.
Sarteck: Oh…  True…  If Fabi is a contender, it would be a hard battle between them.  Hmmm….

Queen Papillon: Fabi, what say we teach a lesson to the bean-filled butt horse?
Daniel S: That would be a close fight, I think I’ll hold off on placing my bet for now.
King Sombra: I would like to see you try, I will squash you like the bug you are!
Queen Papillon: Dropping the trash talk, can we get a vote on who would win?

Step Lock: [50 on the gay (but that’s cool) Lagiacrus.]
King Sombra: A.. a vote? On who would win? The Poll’s rigged you stupid insect! I would win, of course!
Sombra Slave #357: Sombra Slave #357 waves a Sombra pennant and wears a giant “Number 1” Sombra finger
Queen Papillon: This insect hasn’t been blown apart by a tubby purple lizard.
Queen Fabulicious: Very well, yet remember this is the pony that got defeated by a pretty pink pony princess.
King Sombra: ….. that… how did you know about that.
Rychen: The QUADRUPLE P!
King Sombra: It matters not!
King Sombra: I will still destroy you!
Queen Papillon: You really think me simple and unallied?
Step Lock: [*plays sick beat*]
Step Lock: [EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIAAAAAAAAA]
King Sombra: …

Step Lock: [*shot*]

Queen Papillon: Simple overgrown fag, I’ve got the Crystal Empire on my side, a hive of hundreds at my beck and call, more power than you could fathom, and most importantly of all, a fabulous mane!  You cannot defeat me.
King Sombra: ((lmao i love the fabulous mane part XDDDD))

King Sombra: OBJECTION!I have the more fabulous mane.

Queen Fabulicious: Objection Overruled.
Queen Fabulicious: I have the most fabulous mane.
Step Lock: [Objection Sustained.]
Queen Papillon: Your’s is little more than horrid bedhead, mine is glorious and flowing.
Queen Papillon: Besides, Fabi’s on my side.

King Sombra: Neigh, silly bugs, my mane is of the darkness of shadows themselves and is an evident example of my power over dark magic.
King Sombra: It is fabulous beyond comparison with simple…. “manes” like yours
Daniel S: I place my bet on the king. I always go for the underdog.
Giant Hat: Well, one’s a changeling and the other’s an impostor.  I don’t know who to root for.
King Sombra: IMPOSTERS?
King Sombra: How dare you!
Queen Papillon: I think your eyes are frozen if you think your dingy tuft of fluff is more glorious than my rosy locks.
Giant Hat: We all know the real king is laying low in the Frozen North.
King Sombra: Pfft, haaaa! Rosy locks? Have you looked in a mirror lately?
Rychen: Hjodor, king of evil seals?
Rychen: (more like lousy rocks!)
Queen Papillon: Of course I have, have you?
King Sombra: Yes, and might I say I look absolutely smashing~
Queen Papillon turns her head into Sombra’sI sure wish I had actual color outside of my horn and eye jelly *pouts*

King Sombra: …..how-how dare you!
Queen Papillon: How dare I be so monochromatic, truly it is shameful!
King Sombra composes himself.You’re just jealous you don’t have such a shiny, well kept and brilliant coat.

Queen Papillon: Well-kept does not mean frost-laden and sticky.

Queen Papillon: Besides, my chitin is far smoother and brighter than your coat.
King Sombra: E-Excuse me!?

King Sombra: Your revolting exterior is nothing compared to the glimmering sheen of my wonderful coat.
Queen Papillon: That’s not a glimmering sheen, that’s frostbite.
Queen Papillon: Dare I make a crack about snowballs??
Queen Papillon: No, I suppose your little nap cracked them enough.  Granted, that was probably the reason why you had to enslave everypony, no sane individual would come to you of choice.

King Sombra: …. at least I do not live in a hole in the ground covered in dust and cobwebs.
King Sombra: ((sombra that was a terrible comeback. shame))
Queen Papillon: Nor do I, my hive is clean, clear, crystalline….Kind of like your home except I can actually keep control of mine.
Sombra Slave #357: 
[Sombra]
You like to say you have a fabulous mane,Queenie, you must know you’re insane!I’ve got slaves to brush my thick awesome hair,You’re just a bug that resembles a mare.I don’t even need my mighty magic for you,And my slaves are enough to crush all of your crew.So step off, back up, and get outta my way,I’ve got a certain pink princess to slay.
[Papi]
Please, your armor is nothing to my chitin,And my magic power makes you look like a cretin.Your slaves are nothing but a bunch of damned fools,Not even useful for their purpose as tools.Just give up, surrender, and join my hive,Or I can’t guarantee you’ll come out of this alive.Don’t cross me, or boss me, or try to toss me aside,Else you’ll be having some holes in your hide!
King Sombra: I have complete control over my home. My slaves just seem to have come slightly lose of control as of late.
King Sombra: (omg)

King Sombra: (omg that’s amazing)

Queen Papillon: You consider revolting against you, burying you in ice, and blowing you apart with a crystal heart a little out of control?
King Sombra: (that’s it, I’m drawing this tonight and putting that song/words/whatever with it)

King Sombra: ……….. it was a minor miscalculation

Queen Papillon: Simple sot, you feed off of fear that you won’t find from me.  My fuel is love which, because of your ‘slaves’ fills the air.
Raster Piece: (ah il leave them to it then)
King Sombra: (you’re welcome to stay)
Raster Piece: (just invite me to the wedding :))
King Sombra: (LOL)
Queen Papillon: You call me the bug, yet you are hardly more than a flea nipping at my hide trying to get some attention.  It’s a wonder that you can speak more than a few words.

Queen Papillon: (Sombrillon, best ship.)
King Sombra: ((….. omg XD))
King Sombra: Begone with you bug, I have wasted enough of -my- time already. I have no need to prove my power to you and my slaves have work to do.
Queen Fabulicious: (Well, I must say I’m a little heartbroken.)
King Sombra: Speak ill of me, my kingdom or my slaves, but don’t challenge me again I can’t promise I’ll behave.
Daniel S: I should save this chat between Sombra and Papillon. This is pure gold.
King Sombra: (—— now i’m trying to rhyme. DAMNIT SARTECK XDDDD )

Queen Papillon: Who’s to say they’re yours to control?  They’re rebelled against you before, they’ll do it again.
What’s to stop them from joining me, Smoke Butt, what then?
King Sombra: ((Hahaha now you’re rhyming XDDDD))
Raster Piece: (is anyone else on?)
Queen Papillon: (Oh yeah, they’re just laughing in the background.)
King Sombra: They are nothing more than slaves, they’ll not defy me, less they wish their heads decorate the walls of my keep.
King Sombra: ( /gave up on rhyming)
Original_WhoCares proclames Revolution
Queen Papillon: Unless they choose to join me in freedom, as changelings ready to harken your doom.
Sombra Slave #357: (My slaves won’t defy me, not even a peep, or else their heads be on the walls o’ my keep.)
King Sombra: Freedom is an illusion, they follow my commands and my commands only.
King Sombra: (sarteck stahp being awesome)
Queen Papillon: You’re the most pathetic Ice King I know of, and that’s saying something.
Original_WhoCares: This is a reason as to why no one in the world is interested in politics nowadays
King Sombra: Pathetic -Ice- King?! I am the true ruler of the Crystal Empire and one you should fear!
Queen Papillon: Yet you can’t set hoof in its borders without bursting like a bubble, or your ego.

King Sombra: Excuse me?! Just wait, I will have my hooves on it again and Equestria will fear me once more!

Queen Papillon: You’re going to need a lot of bandages before that can happen Mister Itty-Bitts.

King Sombra: H-how dare you! Agh! I’ve had enough of this! Begone monster, before I silence you myself!


[8/9/2013 12:46:14 AM] King Sombra: (and with that I must put an end to it as I will have to log in/out a lot now)

Papillon Vs. Sombra

This was during a Skype conversation where I (King Sombra) and the mod of Papillon’s Hive (Queen Papillon) began an in-character argument that entertained… pretty much everyone.

So we wanted to share it with you!
Messages of importance have names BOLDED, actions are in ITALICS and most irrelevant messages have been removed.
It is a long read but I hope you enjoy this snippet of Drawn on Skype Madness!

Queen Papillon: Take it from a Queen, Sombra.  Lighten up.

King Sombra: I will refrain from saying anything that might be deemed offensive as I have no desire at the present time to start a new war.

Giant Hat: But war is fun!

Queen Papillon: Afraid you’ll lose, smokebutt?

King Sombra: Is that a challenge, bugbrain?

Rychen: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhh!

Rychen: Oh no he didn’t.

Queen Fabulicious: We’re getting serious now.

Queen Papillon: Seeing as my army outnumbers you significantly, if need be yes.

Sarteck: Aha!

Rychen: Whoa, hey. I didn’t sign up for no fight.

King Sombra: My slaves will do the work for me and even then my power is far beyond yours. Your minions would cower at my hooves and you would kneel before me and beg for mercy that I do not destroy you and your hive.

Daniel S: Dems fightin’ words yall.

Queen Papillon: You’re no more than a unicorn with flatulence.

King Sombra: …..

Sarteck: Are we placing bets?

Sarteck: Where’s my bookie?

Queen Papillon: A half starved failure overpowered the Sun Princess, what makes you think you could stand against a fully fledged and fed Queen and her hive?

King Sombra: The Sun Princess is a pathetic pansy that could not overpower me without the help of her…. darling little sister, and even then they had not the power to stop me, only seal me away with the promise of my return!

You know not of the extent of my powers!

Step Lock: [Taking bets!]

Sarteck: Sam, I’ll bet fiddy on Steven Magnet.

Queen Papillon: Come at me then, Captain Ass-Blast.

Buzz Buzz (Unhinged): >.>

Sarteck: He’ll out Fabulous the both of them.

Buzz Buzz (Unhinged): …captain ass-blast?

Queen Fabulicious: As would I.

Sarteck: Oh…  True…  If Fabi is a contender, it would be a hard battle between them.  Hmmm….

Queen Papillon: Fabi, what say we teach a lesson to the bean-filled butt horse?

Daniel S: That would be a close fight, I think I’ll hold off on placing my bet for now.

King Sombra: I would like to see you try, I will squash you like the bug you are!

Queen Papillon: Dropping the trash talk, can we get a vote on who would win?

Step Lock: [50 on the gay (but that’s cool) Lagiacrus.]

King Sombra: A.. a vote? On who would win? The Poll’s rigged you stupid insect! I would win, of course!

Sombra Slave #357: Sombra Slave #357 waves a Sombra pennant and wears a giant “Number 1” Sombra finger

Queen Papillon: This insect hasn’t been blown apart by a tubby purple lizard.

Queen Fabulicious: Very well, yet remember this is the pony that got defeated by a pretty pink pony princess.

King Sombra: ….. that… how did you know about that.

Rychen: The QUADRUPLE P!

King Sombra: It matters not!

King Sombra: I will still destroy you!

Queen Papillon: You really think me simple and unallied?

Step Lock: [*plays sick beat*]

Step Lock: [EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIAAAAAAAAA]

King Sombra:

Step Lock: [*shot*]

Queen Papillon: Simple overgrown fag, I’ve got the Crystal Empire on my side, a hive of hundreds at my beck and call, more power than you could fathom, and most importantly of all, a fabulous mane!  You cannot defeat me.

King Sombra: ((lmao i love the fabulous mane part XDDDD))

King Sombra: OBJECTION!
I have the more fabulous mane.

Queen Fabulicious: Objection Overruled.

Queen Fabulicious: I have the most fabulous mane.

Step Lock: [Objection Sustained.]

Queen Papillon: Your’s is little more than horrid bedhead, mine is glorious and flowing.

Queen Papillon: Besides, Fabi’s on my side.

King Sombra: Neigh, silly bugs, my mane is of the darkness of shadows themselves and is an evident example of my power over dark magic.

King Sombra: It is fabulous beyond comparison with simple…. “manes” like yours

Daniel S: I place my bet on the king. I always go for the underdog.

Giant Hat: Well, one’s a changeling and the other’s an impostor.  I don’t know who to root for.

King Sombra: IMPOSTERS?

King Sombra: How dare you!

Queen Papillon: I think your eyes are frozen if you think your dingy tuft of fluff is more glorious than my rosy locks.

Giant Hat: We all know the real king is laying low in the Frozen North.

King Sombra: Pfft, haaaa! Rosy locks? Have you looked in a mirror lately?

Rychen: Hjodor, king of evil seals?

Rychen: (more like lousy rocks!)

Queen Papillon: Of course I have, have you?

King Sombra: Yes, and might I say I look absolutely smashing~

Queen Papillon turns her head into Sombra’s
I sure wish I had actual color outside of my horn and eye jelly *pouts*

King Sombra: …..how-how dare you!

Queen Papillon: How dare I be so monochromatic, truly it is shameful!

King Sombra composes himself.
You’re just jealous you don’t have such a shiny, well kept and brilliant coat.

Queen Papillon: Well-kept does not mean frost-laden and sticky.

Queen Papillon: Besides, my chitin is far smoother and brighter than your coat.

King Sombra: E-Excuse me!?

King Sombra: Your revolting exterior is nothing compared to the glimmering sheen of my wonderful coat.

Queen Papillon: That’s not a glimmering sheen, that’s frostbite.

Queen Papillon: Dare I make a crack about snowballs??

Queen Papillon: No, I suppose your little nap cracked them enough.  Granted, that was probably the reason why you had to enslave everypony, no sane individual would come to you of choice.

King Sombra: …. at least I do not live in a hole in the ground covered in dust and cobwebs.

King Sombra: ((sombra that was a terrible comeback. shame))

Queen Papillon: Nor do I, my hive is clean, clear, crystalline….Kind of like your home except I can actually keep control of mine.

Sombra Slave #357:

[Sombra]

You like to say you have a fabulous mane,
Queenie, you must know you’re insane!
I’ve got slaves to brush my thick awesome hair,
You’re just a bug that resembles a mare.
I don’t even need my mighty magic for you,
And my slaves are enough to crush all of your crew.
So step off, back up, and get outta my way,
I’ve got a certain pink princess to slay.

[Papi]

Please, your armor is nothing to my chitin,
And my magic power makes you look like a cretin.
Your slaves are nothing but a bunch of damned fools,
Not even useful for their purpose as tools.
Just give up, surrender, and join my hive,
Or I can’t guarantee you’ll come out of this alive.
Don’t cross me, or boss me, or try to toss me aside,
Else you’ll be having some holes in your hide!

King Sombra: I have complete control over my home. My slaves just seem to have come slightly lose of control as of late.

King Sombra: (omg)

King Sombra: (omg that’s amazing)

Queen Papillon: You consider revolting against you, burying you in ice, and blowing you apart with a crystal heart a little out of control?

King Sombra: (that’s it, I’m drawing this tonight and putting that song/words/whatever with it)

King Sombra: ……….. it was a minor miscalculation

Queen Papillon: Simple sot, you feed off of fear that you won’t find from me.  My fuel is love which, because of your ‘slaves’ fills the air.

Raster Piece: (ah il leave them to it then)

King Sombra: (you’re welcome to stay)

Raster Piece: (just invite me to the wedding :))

King Sombra: (LOL)

Queen Papillon: You call me the bug, yet you are hardly more than a flea nipping at my hide trying to get some attention.  It’s a wonder that you can speak more than a few words.

Queen Papillon: (Sombrillon, best ship.)

King Sombra: ((….. omg XD))

King Sombra: Begone with you bug, I have wasted enough of -my- time already. I have no need to prove my power to you and my slaves have work to do.

Queen Fabulicious: (Well, I must say I’m a little heartbroken.)

King Sombra: Speak ill of me, my kingdom or my slaves, but don’t challenge me again I can’t promise I’ll behave.

Daniel S: I should save this chat between Sombra and Papillon. This is pure gold.

King Sombra: (—— now i’m trying to rhyme. DAMNIT SARTECK XDDDD )

Queen Papillon: Who’s to say they’re yours to control?  They’re rebelled against you before, they’ll do it again.

What’s to stop them from joining me, Smoke Butt, what then?

King Sombra: ((Hahaha now you’re rhyming XDDDD))

Raster Piece: (is anyone else on?)

Queen Papillon: (Oh yeah, they’re just laughing in the background.)

King Sombra: They are nothing more than slaves, they’ll not defy me, less they wish their heads decorate the walls of my keep.

King Sombra: ( /gave up on rhyming)

Original_WhoCares proclames Revolution

Queen Papillon: Unless they choose to join me in freedom, as changelings ready to harken your doom.

Sombra Slave #357: (My slaves won’t defy me, not even a peep, or else their heads be on the walls o’ my keep.)

King Sombra: Freedom is an illusion, they follow my commands and my commands only.

King Sombra: (sarteck stahp being awesome)

Queen Papillon: You’re the most pathetic Ice King I know of, and that’s saying something.

Original_WhoCares: This is a reason as to why no one in the world is interested in politics nowadays

King Sombra: Pathetic -Ice- King?! I am the true ruler of the Crystal Empire and one you should fear!

Queen Papillon: Yet you can’t set hoof in its borders without bursting like a bubble, or your ego.

King Sombra: Excuse me?! Just wait, I will have my hooves on it again and Equestria will fear me once more!

Queen Papillon: You’re going to need a lot of bandages before that can happen Mister Itty-Bitts.

King Sombra: H-how dare you! Agh! I’ve had enough of this! Begone monster, before I silence you myself!

[8/9/2013 12:46:14 AM] King Sombra: (and with that I must put an end to it as I will have to log in/out a lot now)

  1. drawnonskype reblogged this from papillonshive and added:
    A battle between myself and Fleurmod as King Sombra and Papillon, respectively. Glorious times :D And of course, spawned...
  2. lyrassistalter-nate reblogged this from catluvr2 and added:
    This is an example of the sort of thing that we do on this blog. (OOC: Yes, I’m reblogging myself (myself being my main...
  3. theseeker-mod reblogged this from sarteck and added:
    This reminds me poetic discussion I had once, every answer as a poem. Such things are always enjoyable to me.
  4. catluvr2 reblogged this from sarteck and added:
    If you’ve got the words, well then, I’ve got the melody (and the way to work said words into the melody) (If you’ve got...
  5. sarteck reblogged this from catluvr2 and added:
    We should have Sombra versus Papi song battle contests. X3
  6. sisterdiscord said: X3 awsome chat do that’s queen have a tumblr
  7. ask-clair-de-lune-cauchemar reblogged this from ruuqo